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Do You Know How To Help???
Topic Started: Sep 8 2006, 10:19 PM (366 Views)
santos calderon
57 Bel Air Lover...
I am hispanic ok...

Mexican First Aid...

Luis and Francisco were having the burrito special at their

favorite cantina, when they heard this awful choking sound.

They turned to see this viejita (old lady) a few stools down

turning blue from wolfing down some menudo too fast. Francisco said to

Luis, "What do you say Ese shall we help her?" "Well Yeah", said Luis.



Francisco got up and walked over to the viejeita and asked,

"Can you briffe (breathe)?" she shook her head que no.

"Can you speak?" she shook her head No..



With that he helped her to her feet. Lifted up her skirt and

licked her butt. She was so shocked, she coughed up the

piece of menudo and began to breathe with great

relief. Francisco turned to his friend Luis and said,



“Orale ese, see that Hind Lick Maneuver works every time!"


SC... :pancakebunny:
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Swifty
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The Mustang II is a Mustang too!
Heard that one before, but with rednecks. :thumbup:
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Speed Junkie
Swifty
Sep 8 2006, 11:23 PM
Heard that one before, but with rednecks.

:redneck:
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MarieJuliette
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Accele-Sister
Very funny!!!
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Station Wagon
:D :lol:
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STUTZ
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Diecast junkie
I heard it before too, but I enjoyed hearing it again. :thumbup:
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